I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
