All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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