You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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