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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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