i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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