I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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