Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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