what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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