If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
