i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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