her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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