How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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