I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Mom said you looked used
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
