Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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