my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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