shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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