god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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