It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
