I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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