i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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