my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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