Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
