i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
barbara walters just said penis...
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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