He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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