what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Randomize
