i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
My ATM looks so different sober.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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