I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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