You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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