Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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