Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
i out mim tonsoeep
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
