no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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