I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
