For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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