3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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