She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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