I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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