yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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