The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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