Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I just gift wrapped bread.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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