I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
