Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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