There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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