I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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