I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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