Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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