did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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