i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Randomize
