we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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