I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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