pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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