your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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