even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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